Total Medals Earned: 40 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 640 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
You didn't like the music!
You got Pico dressed, well done!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
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Helped Strawberry pass wind.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (75/500 points)
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 6/13 (85/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 1/20 (25/500 points)
Unlock Pico
Unlock Phil
Unlock Captain
Unlock Josh
Unlock Cordelia
Unlock Henry
Unlock Tricky
Unlock Ellie
Unlock Johny
Unlock Chibi Knight
Unlock Kerrigan
Unlock Girlfriend
Unlock King
Unlock The Boogley
Unlock Rogue Soul
Unlock Nene
Unlock Smiley
Unlock Shotgun Man
Unlock Goat
Unlock Chocolateman
Medals Earned: 6/6 (40/40 points)
You looked at the credits, yay!
Ahhh, that's better
You flushed the kings pee
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)
You made it!
Getting closer!
You have almost won!
Time for the bonus round!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)